imagine getting this review
I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.
If I were Monica I’d print this review out and frame it
(via manywinged)
if i was a fine, fragile linen would you handwash me 🥺 or put me in that damned maschine 😑
(via thebootydiaries)
“women are my favorite guy” is the phrase of the summer imo
i cant stop thinking about it. its so fucking funny
(via manywinged)
Futurama is an okay show but this stupid fucking joke gets me every time
straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars
WHY are hets so mad at this post I thought you didn’t want to get hit on at gay bars here’s a solution
(via granny-zeniba)
Barbie headers (requested by anon)
- 6 headers (640x360) | 4 different border versions under the cut
- versions with black borders here
- please like or reblog if you take one
- credit isn’t required but it’s appreciated
- requests are open for other headers!
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